the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
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If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
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I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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