We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my shit smells like andre
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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