we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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