So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
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The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
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No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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