i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
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the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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