Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
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Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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