this beer tastes like vomit already
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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