She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You dont lie about slip and slides
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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