Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
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It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
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In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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