New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I have fence marks all over my body
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