I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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