Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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