dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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