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new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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