the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
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What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
She bit a glass in half.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
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At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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