chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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