Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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