Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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