I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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