yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
The uberlube is also flammable
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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