bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
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I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
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No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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