I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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