real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
How does it feel to date your dad?
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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