my phone cant type all the emotion im having
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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