I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
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win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
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FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
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I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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