you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
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