I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
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We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
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yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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