I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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