I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
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I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
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STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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