Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
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I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
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I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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