I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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