Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Randomize