i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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