areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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