Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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