At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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