there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Randomize