hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
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I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
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Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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