What did we do last night that was yellow?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
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We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
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There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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