it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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