no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
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Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
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I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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