bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
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Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
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I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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