What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
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He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
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As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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