I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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