STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
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what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
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So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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