yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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