People in love make me want to vomit
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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