If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
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someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
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Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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