So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
