Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Randomize
