Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
im holly from the hills drunk
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
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I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
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You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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