if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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